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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 20:41:13 GMT -5
cartman: MOM!!! WHERE ARE ALL THE POPTARTS!!!
*farts* oh crap.... need more chipotlaway
mom: mommy is going to the grociery store deary! getting more poptarts for my snookie wookums! dont let anyone in the house!
cartman: ok
*mom leaves*
*cartmen calls kenny, stan, wendy, andrew, jackie, and jesus*
party!!! ;D
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 20:50:21 GMT -5
-Jackie bursts through the door-
Jackie: Did somone say party?
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 20:53:41 GMT -5
cartmen: FUCK YEA!!!! oh shit... u cant have a party without..... STRIPPERS!!!!
*STRIPPERS COME OUT OF CARTMENS ROOM*
*andrew flicks out some singles*
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 20:59:53 GMT -5
-Jacke cuts one of cartmens balls off-
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 21:01:11 GMT -5
cartmen: fairly played, jackie.... but you are no match for my.... CHIPOTLE COVERED WHITEY TIGHTYS!!!!
*flings underwear on jackie*
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 21:05:44 GMT -5
cartmen: fairly played, jackie.... but you are no match for my.... CHIPOTLE COVERED WHITEY TIGHTYS!!!! *flings underwear on jackie* Jackie: EWWww! |
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 21:08:05 GMT -5
*andrew beats cartmen with a dead hookers femur*
andrew: take dat cracka!
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 21:25:14 GMT -5
-Jackie just stands there happily and winks at andrew-  |
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 21:30:31 GMT -5
*shows guns*
andrew: ummmmm.... need to work out i guess =\
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 21:33:58 GMT -5
Everyone stops partying and stares at him. They put there armys up. Jackie grabs a lightsaber. Jackie(In a manly voice): Put the gun down!(sweet voice) Please?  |
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 21:38:57 GMT -5
andrew: k
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 21:42:31 GMT -5
Jackie: Yay!
Everyone:ROFL!
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 21:44:17 GMT -5
andrew: ._.
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Post by ~Jackie~ on Oct 11, 2009 21:51:36 GMT -5
Stan: Oh my god your fly is down and you have a boner!  Everyone: Gasps -All the girls don't look- |
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Post by ieatbabies on Oct 11, 2009 23:57:54 GMT -5
andrew: roll of quarters idiot... *pulls out of pocket and throws to stan* andrew: keep the change |
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